- You do not talk about baboon-washing club.
- You do not talk about baboon-washing club.
- If someone says “stop,” goes limp, or gets infected by a new virulent strain of baboon-born ebola, the baboon-wash is over.
- Only two guys to a baboon.
- One baboon at a time.
- No shirts, no shoes, no tetanus shots.
- Baboon-washes go on as long as they have to.
- If this is your first night at baboon-washing club, you have to wash a baboon.
Inspired by:Fight Club, Alltop and all the Baboons at Humor-blogs.com.
Tags: apes, baboons, humans and other monkeys, oldies but goodies, satire of satire





















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