Baboon-Washing Club Rules

Posted by Mark A. Rayner on May 28, 2008
Monkeys!, Parody & Satire

Image of angry baboon in water

You do not talk about baboon-washing club.
You do not talk about baboon-washing club.
If someone says “stop,” goes limp, or gets infected by a new virulent strain of baboon-born ebola, the baboon-wash is over.
Only two guys to a baboon.
One baboon at a time.
No shirts, no shoes, no tetanus shots.
Baboon-washes go on as long as they have to.
If this is your first night at baboon-washing club, you have to wash a baboon.

Inspired by:Fight Club, Alltop and all the Baboons at Humor-blogs.com.

Tags: apes, baboons, humans and other monkeys, oldies but goodies, satire of satire

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