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Humans invented tools for the convenience


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look what zog doMany believe the human species is the only one which uses tools. This is not true. There are many other species that have been identified as using tools, including: otters, chimps, bonobos, elephants, octopuses and ravens.

Humans are the first species to invent tools because we’re lazy. Initially, tool use was important for our survival. As noted in the cartoon to the right “… by Gary Larson, more complex inventions began to be developed. I must note that this cartoon is technically inaccurate. Spectacles had not been invented at that time, and would not be until just before the Renaissance, around the late 14th century CE.” [adam blatner]

Eventually, we got around to creating really great inventions of convenience, such as bows and arrows, soup and of course, the Internet. This marvelous invention helps maximize our convenience, but sometimes even that is not enough.

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Alltop is a convenient stop for humor, but there’s too much scrolling to find The Skwib.

Further evidence that Superman is the laziest superhero

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Other weak efforts from the Man of Steel:

  • Uses his pajamas as his costume: basically, he wears what his mommy sent him to Earth in.
  • Changes into his costume in phone booth: couldn’t he use his super-speed to find a bathroom or something. Hell, he should be able to fly back to the Fortress of Solitude and back and still have time.
  • Wears his costume UNDER his clothes: and if that wasn’t bad enough, he wears the costume under his street clothes.
  • His “disguise” is ridiculous — a pair of glasses and a slouch. For the strongest being on the planet, that’s pretty weak.

I’m sure you’ll have lots of other instances. Please add them in the comments.

Alltop is the Solomon Grundy of Internet humor sites. Cartoon by Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal.