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Where Have All the Readers Gone?

The Way of the DodoI spend a lot of time thinking about the death of print, the digital revolution and the massive changes we’re in the midst of, but sometimes it pays to remember that media shifts have happened before. So, I’ve taken a page out of Mad Kane’s book, and tried my hand at a song parody. You should know that I also tried to record this, but I have decided to spare you my ham-fisted attempts to sound like the Kingston Trio. Probably for the best. I already feel badly about mauling Pete Seeger’s song.

Where Have All the Readers Gone

(Sung to the tune of Where Have All the Flowers Gone, with apologies to Pete Seeger)

Where have all the readers gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the readers gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the readers gone?
Radio took them every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where did all the radio go?
Long time passing
Where did all the radio go?
Long time ago
Where did all the radio go?
All are watching the TV show
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have all TV shows gone?
Long time passing
Where have all TV shows gone?
Long time ago
Where have all TV shows gone?
Now reality every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have all the viewers gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the viewers gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the viewers gone?
Gone to weblogs every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have all the weblogs gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the weblogs gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the weblogs gone?
Gone to Facebook every one.
When will we ever learn?
When will we ever learn?

Alltop can harmonize with itself! Photo thanks to net_efekt Check out Mad Kane’s page for more song parodies. Originally published October 2009.

Venn Diagrams of Publishing, Hypocrisy and Despair

Okay, this one isn’t entirely original, but I have tarted it up a bit. Made me laugh because of its truthiness, and lest you think I am judging, I fall into the “bloggers” category too!

Venn Diagrams of Hypocrisy

I found the original at The Atlantic here.

You may also want to check out another older one, Economies of Despair:

Economies of Despair: Promoting Books With Blogs

The commentary is a hoot.

Now, please help me prove this second one wrong by going to my publisher’s website, and buying a copy of Marvellous Hairy. (Only $16.80 Canadian.) Let me know you did so in the comments, and I’ll send you a bookplate (with my signature if you want it, just say so!)

Then you will prove the diagram actually looks more like this, and I think we all want that:

The vagaries of taste

Alltop and humor-blogs.com form a Venn Diagram of Funny.