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Leonardo Da Vinci’s Woman with Telekinetic Powers About to Destroy Sienna

Many people have described this as one of history’s most mysterious paintings. They have described the smile on this woman’s face as “enigmatic” and “curious” and highly erotic. Nothing could be farther from the truth.

As you know, Florence, where Da Vinci painted this, was in a very long and intense struggle with Sienna, a nearby city that also intended to rule all Italy. The military conflict widened as both independent cities created breeding programs to produce women with mental powers. Florence won this corsa del cervello (literally, the brain race) in the person of Mona Lisa, pictured here just before she flattened Sienna with a shattering blast of telekinetic power.

Actual details available at Wikipedia, but yes, it’s Mona Lisa, painted circa 1503-1506.

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Picasso’s Women from Five-Dimensional Space Prepare to Absorb The Artist’s Essence

Picasso's Women from Five-Dimensional Space Prepare to Absorb The Artist's Essence

There is something undeniably creepy and alien about the women portrayed in Pablo Picasso’s masterpiece, Les Demoiselles d’Avignon. He painted this in 1907, though it wasn’t shown publicly until nearly a decade later. When it was finally revealed, it was like Picasso threw a plasma bomb into the art world. It was immoral. Outrageous.

According to the BBC series, The Private Life of a Masterpiece :

Les Demoiselles D’Avignon shattered the image of the female form in painting.The contorted, angular bodies of the prostitutes in Picasso’s work were a far cry from the curvaceous, sensuous nudes that had adorned galleries for centuries.

Completed in 1907, the finished painting wasn’t exhibited publicly until 1916, acquiring its present title. Nicknamed The Young Ladies of Avignon by the exhibition’s organiser, the name stuck, much to Picasso’s annoyance. He insisted that, to him, it would always be called My Brothel.

So yes, many a model of Picasso did end up absorbing his “essences” in one way or another. But don’t get me wrong, Picasso was possibly the most influential painter of the 20th century. As Newsweek said:

The man created fine art’s equivalent of rock and roll and then put in seven decades producing some of modernism’s greatest hits. It’s as if Chuck Berry and Elvis were one person who made it to age 91.

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