It seems like all the lights are up in the neighborhood, so I thought I’d post this hilarious Christmas routine by Patton Oswalt:
Also here on youtube.
Christmas Shoes – Patton Oswalt
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And now for the traditional sitting down of the Americans …
…in a Bavarian restaurant. I’m not sure how I never saw this Python sketch before, but I’m sure happy to present it to you now.
You can see it on YouTube if the embeddy thing gives it to you in the mush.
Alltop loves a good defenestration.
Beat this video, man
Love this! I defy you not to smile as you’re watching it. Happy Friday!
Via Retrogasm.
Alltop has trouble keeping its shit together too.
Meat Treat — A Lunchtime Odyssey
I’ve actually had a job wearing big mascot-like costumes. For a brief period in 1988, I was employed as a singing telegram man, singing birthday greetings, anniversary congratulations and nuptial announcements in a number of places around town. I was able to play guitar and sing, so most of the time, I was given the top hat and tails costume, which yields just a small amount of psychic residue. However, the gorilla suit… (Well, just look around my website, and you’ll see it caused a certain amount of damage.)
All things you should keep in mind as you watch Meat Treat.
Alltop doesn’t see the problem.
Bear practicing his bo stick
Yep. This is a black bear, doing some kind of forest martial art. I’m not sure if it’s Kung Fu, but the song goes perfectly with the video.
Is anyone else alarmed that fearsome beasts are now learning how to fight us with our own weapons? What’s next, a mongoose with a machine gun? Wild turkeys with trebuchets?
You can find it online here, and the original footage here.
Alltop is pretty sure this video is messing with its chi.
Cop kicks cat! Film at 11
At least he didn’t taser the enthusiastic pussy:
And happy Thanksgiving to all in the US (and celebrating elsewhere!)