Letters of Annoyance

Dr. Michael Watson, MOFKAP

Dearest Mofkap,

We would like to register our growing approval of your astounding mental powers.

Not since Michael Flannigan's mastery of locationism has a human unit exhibited such a stunning display - or should we say non-display - of mentalism. We refer, of course, to your demonstrated ability to attend the Circle's monthly gatherings without impinging upon the awareness of anyone else at the meeting. So powerful is this ability, that we cannot even discern your email communications, which are voluminous, we are certain.

We have consulted the relevant psychological and parapsychological literature, and your ability is heretofore undiscovered; he have therefore dubbed it: The Mofkap Mindfog.

However, as much as we approve of your newfound powers (and we agree that there is no spoon) we'd ask you. . . please stop! You're freaking us out! Reveal yourself, we know you're out there. At the very least, send us a postcard or telegram from the nether dimensions.

We hope letter is received with the seriousness in which it is sent.

Yours truly,

The Squire and Thuder
On Behalf of The Emily Chesley Reading Circle