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Ask General Kang: I'm losin' it! I need the good stuff, but I can't get it. What do I do?

Published April 18, 2007 By Mark A. Rayner

You’re a Blackberry user, right? I can’t get email on a minute-by-minute basis! I’m freakin out! Heh…heh…hehe…heh. Seriously, it feels like insects are crawling all…

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Ask General Kang: I'm outraged by the movie 300! What should I do?

Published March 23, 2007 By Mark A. Rayner

Well, I think the first thing you should recognize is that it’s a movie based on a comic book — not a philosophical or historical…

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Ask General Kang: One of our male ambassadors was just found outside his embassy, floor-lickingly drunk, and naked except for a pair of ladies undergarments — what should I do?

Published March 14, 2007 By Mark A. Rayner

Well, unless you’re the Prime Minister of the UK, you definitely have to do something to improve the quality of your diplomatic corps. My recommendation…

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Ask General Kang: I just heard NASA doesn't have the money to protect Earth from killer asteroids — what should I do?

Published March 7, 2007 By Mark A. Rayner

This is a tough one. You’re referring to the report yesterday that NASA says it could find the 20,000 potentially hazardous comets and asteroids near…

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Ask General Kang: I'm losin' it! I need the good stuff, but I can't get it. What do I do?

Ask General Kang: I'm outraged by the movie 300! What should I do?

Ask General Kang: One of our male ambassadors was just found outside his embassy, floor-lickingly drunk, and naked except for a pair of ladies undergarments — what should I do?

Ask General Kang: I just heard NASA doesn't have the money to protect Earth from killer asteroids — what should I do?