Category: Ask General Kang

What I like about most churches is they’re set up in a rigid hierarchical structure; this makes their believers more apt to follow a strong…

First of all, calm your hairless hominid ass down! It’s snow, not nuclear fallout. If they were calling for 50 centimeters of nuclear fallout then…

That has got to be a trick question, right? I mean, how the hell do I answer that without making someone madder than a Blufnabian…

Yes, but it’s called football, just like everywhere else in the galaxy. North American moron. Next time: If Bluknark the Terrrible is traveling from Alpha…