I went up to the Muskokas to visit a friend over the weekend, and couldn’t help but notice one of those helpful blue tourism signs on the highway, which quite helpfully let me know that I could — if so inclined — stay at the Taboo Resort.

Unfortunately there wasn’t enough room on the sign for their tagline:

Come for the paraphilia, stay for the cannibalism!

I’ve heard that the watersports at Taboo are popular with humor-blogs.com and the children’s buffet is a favourite at Alltop.