I went up to the Muskokas to visit a friend over the weekend, and couldn’t help but notice one of those helpful blue tourism signs on the highway, which quite helpfully let me know that I could — if so inclined — stay at the Taboo Resort.
Unfortunately there wasn’t enough room on the sign for their tagline:
Come for the paraphilia, stay for the cannibalism!
I’ve heard that the watersports at Taboo are popular with humor-blogs.com and the children’s buffet is a favourite at Alltop.
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August 26, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Mark (The Fake One)
Come to the delightful Taboo Resort and enjoy snap! crackle! and pop! and all before breakfast.
August 27, 2008 at 1:26 am
Alex L.
Come to Taboo resort… bring your sister!
What, to far… yeah you’re right, to far.
August 27, 2008 at 8:49 am
Mark A. Rayner
It’s all good at the Taboo Resort!