The Lost Power Point Slides (Edgar Rice Burroughs Edition)

Presentation of Oeuvre (slides one through five)

A Princess of Mars (first book in John Carter of Mars series)

• Disaffected ne’er-do-well white man rescues savage and extremely naked princess
• Along the way, he learns her language, fights strange creatures, and proves his superiority
• Then he gets it on with her.

Tarzan of the Apes (first book in Tarzan series)

• White child raised by apes becomes a noble and mostly naked savage
• He meets Jane, a beautiful English woman, and must save her
• Along the way he learns her language, fights dangerous creatures and proves his superiority
• Get back to England. He gets it on with her.

At the Earth’s Core (first book in Pellucidar series)

• Idealistic white hero David Innes must rescue savage and sexy Dian from flying dinosaur-like hominds
• Along the way, he learns her language, fights strange creatures, and proves his superiority
• Then they get it on.

Pirates of Venus (first book in Venus Series series)

• Idiotic white hero tries to fly to Mars and ends up in Venus
• He falls in love with Venusian princess (who is in her voluptuous way a barbarian)
• Along the way, he learns her language, fights strange creatures, and proves his superiority
• Then she blows his mind, that tart.

Etc.

Alltop and humor-blogs.com are the ugly savages that ERB’s hero is about to kick the crap out of. In honor of ERB: I read most of his books when I was a kid, until I figured out it was the same story over and over again. Little did I know that is the secret to success in the literary world. Artwork based on photo by lechatmachine. Originally published in September, 2005. Seriously.