A weekly beard forecast is an important way to predict upcoming flurries of furriness, hails of hair and any other facial fungus developments that may be a danger to the public.
Nothing is more perilous than the goatee, and Lunchbreath has provided this handy pocket guide to help us stay safe out there!
My beard and I now resent you deeply.
Revenge!!
(…not really…)
My goatee found this uncomfortable too.