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Nexium the “healing” purple pill

December 19, 2005 in General Skwib, Odd Science by Mark A. Rayner

Nexium in a toiletIf by “healing” you mean severe diarrhea, crampy intestinal inflammation, colitis . . . and perhaps C. difficile and death by crapping.

Oh, right, there might be side effects too, including taste perversion, genital moniliasis and frequent stools. And no, that last doesn’t mean the kind you sit on at your favourite bar, and I don’t think the first means that you’re suddenly going to start wearing plaid suits.

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December 22, 2005 at 9:29 am

reverend gisher

OOOH I WANT SOME! ANY ANAL LEAKAGE? I LIKE ANAL LEAKAGE!

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