We’re not sure if Ananova is to be taken seriously or not. Quite often the stories there are reported elsewhere, and earlier, from other more “believable’ news sources. Here are a couple of “quirky” stories from the news organ in question that struck our fancy. While you’re reading the first story, keep in mind that Mark is 1/4 Scots. (And bloody proud of it!)
Angus McNasty attempts to prove every stereotype of Scotsmen in one go
The evidence:
- Drunk
- Too cheap to pay for drinks
- Argumentative
- Kilt-wearing
- Kilt lifting
- Not wearing anything under said garment (regimental)
- Passes out when arrested.
Amusing details here.
Dog nearly bites off man’s penis
Mark read this story and immediately had a few questions:
- why do all these freaky stories happen in Germany?
- what kind of sicko plays with his brother’s Jack Russell while he’s naked, particularly when his brother’s girlfriend is present?
- what kind of demented woman laughs as her dog savages her in-law’s private parts?
Gory details here.
More satire later. Promise.
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