Survivor Jerusalem: Crucifixion Island

Crucifixion IslandThere are only nine challengers left.

Jeff Probst introduces the day’s challenge: “For today’s reward challenge, I’m going to tell you what you’re competing for first. We’ve divided you into three teams. The winning team will get a sit-down meal at Shecky Joe’s Rib Emporium — ”

[groan from two thirds of the contestants]

“And knowing that might not be enough inducement for tough competition, we’ve decided that the winning team gets to send one member of the losing team to Crucifixion Island.”

[utter silence from the contestants]

“Worth playing for?” he asks with a smirk.

[Judas whispers something to his team-mates for the challenge, Pontius and Barabas. They all cast meaningful looks towards Jesus. Jesus looks at his team-mates for the challenge, his mom and Mary, and a bead of sweat appears on his forehead, refracting the sunlight beating down on them.]

Alltop loves ribs! Volunteer for Xion Island here.

3 Responses to Survivor Jerusalem: Crucifixion Island

  1. reverend gisher April 15, 2006 at 6:22 pm #

    mel brooks sized balls you have.

  2. Mark A. Rayner April 17, 2006 at 4:46 pm #

    No, just a mild psychosis. m.

  3. Alex L. January 30, 2009 at 10:29 pm #

    I still can’t believe John the Baptist never made it on the show. He had such a good audition tape.