Blognate, and other lame words that we hope will never become popular

Blogsore — this is what happens to your ass when you spend too many hours working on your blog.

Blogul — pronounced like “mogul” — what every blogger hopes they will someday become. This is better than being a “blogebrity”.

Blogma — this is what every blogger believes. That blogs are important. The MOST important form of communication … ever.

Blogan — your blog’s tagline.

Blogwash — what this post is.

Bloguery — seducing unsuspecting trackbacks with your pretty graphics and vapid, vapid prose.

Blogey — kind of like a bogey, a restless spirit, and kind of like a loogie, the blogey is the post that you try to hawk out, but just can’t. Eventually, you just have to swallow it, or you will hurt yourself.

Blogurt (or possibly bloghurt) — this will be a food that all subscribing to the blogma will have to ingest. It will be creamy, and filled with bacteria.

Blognate — pretentious words about the “blogosphere” that derive from the same word, in the original blogestral language.

Blogestral — okay, I have to stop now, before I am overcome with self loathing.

Too late.

Inspired by:
A rant by Maddox of the Lame Design.