Paleo-anthropologists were thrilled when this ancestor of today’s human beings was recovered from the Ice Caves of Washin Ginton, but they were ecstatic when they were able to actually thaw the creature and restart its biological functions.
The creature dates from the early Information Age, and it appears to be brain damaged. Experts believe he had the profession of something called a “president”.
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