Forty-Seven Signs of the Apocalypse (#46)

From the Book of Libations

And so it will be that in the Land of Nippon, where everything is tiny and strange, a Generation of Great Wickedness will come of age. The malefic children will have purchasing power, tablets of credit and sheaves of gold that they wave in the air and so, control the actions of others through the Harlot Commerce.

Verily, these Foul Progeny of the People of Nippon will have Strange Ideas. They shall worship the False God Mayo Knais; raw fish will become unclean with the droppings of the False God’s Overflowing Jar of Evil. And it will be unnatural.

They will use the Condiment of Mayo Knaise with alcohol, and dance, naked except for Deliciously Evil mixture of egg and vinegar, which they have rubbed on themselves with great Wooden Spoons of Sin.

Newsy proof: Mayo margarita anyone? Originally published August 2007.