Love this infotoon, and is a useful addition to the came: “crazy person or bluetooth user?”
Author Archive | Mark
The loneliness of the long distance rabbit
The stats were daunting.
The average breeding season for rabbits is 9 months (10 in Newfoundland). Gestation time is 30 days. Each litter produces somewhere between 4 to 12 kits (baby rabbits). It takes 4 to 5 weeks to wean those bad boys (and girls), and then the mothers are ready to mate again. In six months the does (female rabbits) born in the first round of mating (which sadly only takes 30 seconds), will be ready to mate themselves. Each mating season, a doe could produce up to 800 children. [wiki]
All of whom would someday be going to college.
Alltop can mate in 30 seconds too, but only if it can keep the combat boots on.
Worth the risk
Love the quote on the photo’s page (link above):
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
–Timothy Leary
Alltop thinks they’ve spelled fallacy wrong.
Pirate Monkey
Combining two of my favourite things in one cartoon!
Only two more sleeps until Talk Like a Pirate Day.
Alltop be waiting…
Hamster Naming Guide, 2008 Protocols
I don’t have 2009 or 2010 protocols available to share, but for those of you naming hamsters in 2011:
- Obvious: Hammy
- Portly: Kirstie
- Good: Buddha (also could be used for Portly, if male)
- Evil: Gehenna
- Skinny: Imogen
- Cryptic: Thangador
I would love to know some of the other guides, but alas, I am too lazy to google. Feel free to inform me in the comments.
Alltop needs Honey Badger naming guidelines. Thanks to lunchbreath, on Flickr, for his awesome: HamsterNamingGuide2009. Confusing!
Efficacy of male archetypes in apocalyptic scenarios
It always does seem a bit harsh that the step dads die such horrible deaths in disaster movies. They should do some sequels showing how the “heroes” of the movies return to their douchebaggery, ignoring their children, drinking too much bathtup gin (assuming there is the technology available) and cheating on their wives/girlfriends with attractive post-apocalyptic CHUDS.
Alltop has daddy issues.
Efficacy, a photo by lunchbreath on Flickr.