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The Big Lebowski D&D Alignment Chart

Those of you who have never played Dungeons & Dragons (D&D), or heard much about it, will not make much sense of this amusing alignment chart. Hell, even those of you who have may not make much sense of it.

I certainly wouldn’t recommend you let this chart guide you in your own moral-decision making from day to day. (Click to embiggen.)

big lebowski chart

Alltop thinks this chart really pulls the whole blog together. Via The Presurfer, via this page of madness. Couldn’t figure out who did the chart, and for that, my apologies.

Pallas Athena, Goddess of Wisdom and Kicking Ass

Leslie, naked, with spear and shield, plays AthenaShe sprang from the cranium of Zeus himself, a divine thought found form, and a blessing unto the Gods, the philosophers of men, and the City of Athens. She was the goddess of civilization, wisdom, strength, strategy, wit, craft, raffia-worked bowls, and a divine sponsor of heroes.

The virgin patron of Athens, Athena was a central figure in Greek mythology, and Garth Santoropolous’s weekly game of Dungeons and Dragons, which featured Leslie as the Goddess. She took the role very seriously, but could never manage the virgin part, which was just fine with everyone.

Alltop is a 5th level Dwarf of Humor. Photo via Tigęrr Risin-Ẃińgs.