Those of you who have never played Dungeons & Dragons (D&D), or heard much about it, will not make much sense of this amusing alignment chart. Hell, even those of you who have may not make much sense of it.
I certainly wouldn’t recommend you let this chart guide you in your own moral-decision making from day to day. (Click to embiggen.)

She sprang from the cranium of Zeus himself, a divine thought found form, and a blessing unto the Gods, the philosophers of men, and the City of Athens. She was the goddess of civilization, wisdom, strength, strategy, wit, craft, raffia-worked bowls, and a divine sponsor of heroes.