Victor Frankenstein Presents Whack-Job Theory (slide 1)
- Take dead body parts and stitch together
- Stick electrodes in
- Charge with massive jolt of lightning
- Of course it’s obscene, I’m Victor Frankenstein!
Victor Frankenstein Presents “What was I thinking?” (slide 6)
- Man, I must be nuts, but then again, I am Victor Frankenstein
- Creature was brutal to look at
- Plus, it just killed my brother
- Oh, now it’s killed my best friend
- And my newlywed wife.
The Monster Presents the Concept of “Fire” (only slide)
- Anngh! Anghhhh!
- Baaad!
The Monster Explains Itself to Frankenstein(slide 2)
- Actually, old boy, you really made me feel quite unwanted
- Remember when you animated me, and I smiled at you, and you ran screaming from the lab in horror?
- Yes, that was when I decided to ruin your life.
- When did I learn to speak? Oh, between murdering your brother and your best friend I went to college. (I majored in communications.)
Humor-blogs.com and Alltop are also grotesque monstrosities that you should fear. Thanks to bbaltimore for the photo.