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Stiff Upper, and So Forth

I have London on the line, sir.“I have London on the line, sir.”

“What do they want?”

“They’re asking about the penguins.”

“The penguins?”

“Yes, remember, penguins is the codeword . . .”

“For what?!”

“You know, sir, the uh, devices . . . the prophylactics. . .”

“The prophylactics?! What the hell is that supposed to be?”

“Oh, sir, please. The rubbers. The con-domes…”

“Ah, yes. Well, tell them we’ve got that situation under control. And Jenkins?”

“Yes sir?”

“I’m sorry I snapped. It’s just that I’m fused to this desk, and . . . well, you know . . . It puts one off one’s game.”

“Very good sir.”

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Alltop is fused to its computers. Thanks to Midnight-digital for the brilliant pic. Originally published, April, 2009.

Appropriate Dress Required

zombie fighting girl

Sometimes you feel like putting on a pretty little sundress, and prancing around in a meadow with the butterflies.

Other days, you wake up and think: rubber dress … fishnet stockings … gasmask and shotgun … fuck yeah!

But pack the sundress and a cardigan just in case. And that nice cocktail dress, and high heels, ’cause you never know…

What happens if they have a big fancy party after all the zombies are dead?

Alltop enjoys its ass-less chaps. Atomic girl, uploaded by Midnight-digital. Originally published March, 2010.