The marketing for “The Cannon, The Ride of a Lifetime” was a tad misleading, if accurate:
Hey kids, do you want to fly? Then come down to Uncle Savage’s Funzateria for Orphans and Undomesticated Children. We have the greatest ride ever invented by the cybertronic minds of NaziWorks 3000! (The Caring Company)! It’s free! And it makes you fly!
Just run into the gaping maw of the NaziWorks Happy Harlequin™ and you’ll be whisked upwards at the speed of sound.
Don’t worry about paying, because you’ll be airborn before we can even ask for your money.
It’s the most fun you’ll ever have. IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE!