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The Cannon

By on February 24, 2011 in Toulouse Le Grandfig

The Cannon -- the ride of a lifetime!

The marketing for “The Cannon, The Ride of a Lifetime” was a tad misleading, if accurate:

Hey kids, do you want to fly? Then come down to Uncle Savage’s Funzateria for Orphans and Undomesticated Children. We have the greatest ride ever invented by the cybertronic minds of NaziWorks 3000! (The Caring Company)! It’s free! And it makes you fly!

Just run into the gaping maw of the NaziWorks Happy Harlequin™ and you’ll be whisked upwards at the speed of sound.

Don’t worry about paying, because you’ll be airborn before we can even ask for your money.

It’s the most fun you’ll ever have. IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE!

From the Toulouse Le Granfig in the Land of the Future collection. | Brilliant artwork by Odegaard, and check out the full-sized pic here | Originally published in December, 2007.

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4 Responses to The Cannon

  1. the frogster January 1, 2008 at 3:59 am #

    Clowns have got to be pretty much the most terrifying thing ever.

  2. Mark A. Rayner January 1, 2008 at 10:21 am #

    Especially when they can launch you at the speed of sound.

  3. Isobel February 28, 2011 at 6:04 pm #

    I’ve been catching up…and spent the last 5 minutes snickering…this particular post produced a horrified guffaw! 🙂

  4. Mark A. Rayner February 28, 2011 at 8:16 pm #

    It’s pretty easy to miss the tiny little figure, enjoying his flight, up in the top left of the image … wheeee!