Joan of Arc presents “Voices in a Field” (circa 1424) –> Slide 3

• in field
• heard voice of St. Michael, St. Catherine, St. Margaret
• they told me to drive out the English
• bring Dauphin to Reims for coronation
• and to wear asbestos armor, whatever that is.

Joseph Smith presents “Correct church” (circa 1819) –> Slide 5

• in grove of trees
• God and Jesus appeared to me
• told me no established church was correct
• I should join none of them
• and also, go treasure hunting.

L. Ron Hubbard presents “Xenu and You” (circa 1967) –> slide 12

• in my private ship, and “researched” this story:
• Xenu was galactic dictator 75 million years ago
• brought billions to Earth in DC-8-like space ships
• killed them with hydrogen bombs and messed with their souls.
• Did I mention I was living on a diet of alcohol and pills?

Inspired by Joan of Arc’s birthday (January 6, 1412) and the funky pic by pwbaker. More hilarious hallucinations available at humor-blogs.com.