Summer Definitions: Asparagus Lag By Mark A. Rayner on June 3, 2009 in But is it art?, The Phrase Freak Asparagus lag The delay in time between eating asparagus and your next pee. Exactly the same time lag it takes to forget you ate asparagus. Alltop and humor-blogs.com are also unforgettable.
I’ve never experienced the joy of smelly asparagus pee. I think there’s something wrong with me.
You lucky bastard. You’re probably missing a gene or have one that corrects for the faulty one the rest of us have.