Alocious the Greenland Macaque did not believe Professor Twizzler’s lies.
There was no way that machine was going to provide him with an endless supply of banana lutefisk flambe and forbidden baboon love.
From the Toulouse Le Grandfig collection.
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Grandfig: Borneo or Bust!
Bladder’s Bastards, better-known as the Squatting Sixth Brigade were ready, by god!
They’d been training since Pearl Harbour, and their commander, Brigadier General Bladder T. Stone, promised General MacArthur that they’d kick the Japs off Borneo or die trying.
Unless they all got leg cramps again.
Grandfig: Mr. Lizard Takes Two
Brufus was joyous and laughing.
He had a gas mask, a helmet, and he was anticipating how much fun he was going to have that evening at the annual meeting of the ACMCCO.
His brothers in the ACMCCO wouldn’t know what hit them.
Yep, this would be an All-Colon Mountain Chili Cook-Off to remember!
From the Toulouse Le Grandfig collection
Grandfig: A romantic poses
Gus Screwtop was quite the romantic.
It was touching, in a way, that is, if you could keep your lunch down…
[From the Toulouse Le Grandfig Necrobiblia Collection]
Toulouse Le Grandfig: Rasputin II
Okay Sheila, just relax.
Gaze into my eyes: You will eat grubs. You will eat grubs. You will eat — wait, no, no, forget that about the grubs.
You find swarthy, hirsute aboriginals sexually irresistible.
You find swarthy, hirsute aboriginals sexually irresistible.
Grandfig: Hand-holding
Usually, it starts with a bit of innocent hand-holding, and then moves on to the magnet-play.
Then something bad happens.
[From the Toulouse Le Grandfig Necrobiblia Collection]