“Dude!”
“Coko!”
“Dude!”
“Coko!”
“Dude!”
[sound of engine being gunned, squeal of tires … then the screams]
Archive | Monkeys!
Jim Icarus
Jim was really fun at parties.
He told great stories, especially about life on the road as an itinerant tent pole.
On the other hand, you really didn’t want to go hunting with him.
Alltop loves a good tent pole story. Photo via Tigęrr Risin-Ẃińgs.
The Master
I still think back to those days in Japan, when I studied zazen under the guidance of Rōshi Miaki. I had been looking for something in my life, and when I stumbled upon the group of monks, quietly sitting, I knew I had found my place. Eventually, I had to acknowledge that he was not the teacher for me. His koans were too difficult to understand, and I couldn’t overcome my resentment of the way he kept throwing his feces at me. Not to mention the lice.
Alltop is into funtric yoga.Meditation in the hot spring, originally uploaded by Katsura.
Evolution at work
The non-educated delinquents (NEDs) of Narnia started acting like asses long before their transformation began.
Upside: this was actually an improvement and made them attractive to some women.
Downside: no place to hide a chib.
Alltop will slash ye’. schemie-centaurs, originally uploaded by kirsty.whiten.
Darth Vader at the Death Star Canteen
Speaking of video game bosses, I love this bit by Eddie Izzard:
Click here if the embedded video doesn’t work.
For those of you who don’t know much about Izzard, check out Kevin Pollack’s chat show interview with him (warning: it’s two-and-a-half hours long). The man is actually quite amazing. A maniac, but amazing.
Alltop can kill catering with a thought.
The Styrophone
Another genius idea from Lunchbreath Industries!