Hmm. Do you have access to an intergalactic armada and enough firepower to conquer another world? If so, then I think I can help you, but I’ll need to borrow them first.
If not, then you’re screwed.
Everybody knows that the strategy game of Civilization is basically electronic crack. My advice is to take it like a bipedal hominid! Just play until your eyes start to bleed. Try not to whine about it so much, as you lose your sight, feeling, and capacity to think in non-turn-based time. It distracts the rest of us from our games.
I’m building the Pyramids!
Alonsy had spent the better part of the morning trying to get the tortoise to turn around and perambulate in the right direction.
Was that a smile on Jeremy’s face, or was the photographer from Interstellar Geographic just anthropomorphizing?