Harry considers a Christmas election

image of poppyHarry woke up and knew it was going to be a rough day. His knee was a fiery mass of pain, so that meant it was raining, and probably windy too.

Ever since he’d been wounded at The Battle of the Scheldt, the joint had been a more accurate gauge of the weather than most meteorologists.

He pulled his 86-year-old carcass out of bed, and as always, was happy to be alive, even with the pain. Many of his war buddies did not enjoy the same luxury.

As he made breakfast, Harry listened to CBC radio, which he loved, even though it had become a bit intellectually threadbare of late. They were trying to leaven the political-heavy news with a man-on-the-street interview, asking people if they wanted a Christmas election.

Most people were indifferent.

It seemed to Harry that the only people who were reluctant to have an election at Christmas were people in the media and the politicians themselves. If it weren’t for the media’s reluctance, he doubted it would be a story at all.

“Lazy buggers don’t want to work during the holidays,” he muttered, as some asinine politician talked about how cold it would be to campaign in the snow, though winning would make him feel warm.

It was disgraceful, though Harry would never have said anything about it. The party in power was manifestly corrupt, the official opposition were gutless ideologues, and the NDP, whom he’d once supported with enthusiasm, now seemed morally bankrupt, only propping up the government while it could extort what it wanted out of them. He got too angry when he thought about the Bloc, so he didn’t factor them into the equation.

He thought about his best friend, Max, and how he’d died helping clear the Breskens pocket behind the Leopold Canal, and he sighed.

Campaigning in the snow, taking a couple of hours from holiday shopping to vote . . . it seemed like a minimal sacrifice to Harry.

Storyblogging and Tuesday Carnivals

A couple of things to note today — first of all, there is a new storyblogging carnival (XXXI) available here at Back of the Envelope. The Skwib will be hosting the next one on Nov. 21. So if you’ve got a bit of bloggy storytelling (fiction or non-fiction), please email: skwib(at)markarayner.com. Send the usual particulars: the title, permalink, trackback and also add a word count and rating (R, PG 13, G, etc.) If your story is longer than 500 words, please send a short description of the piece too. Or you can use the Ferdy form, of course.

And another carnival to highlight today — the Carnival of Liberty (XIX) at the Unrepentant Individual. Brad has done a great job summarizing the posts, and there is some great reading here.

The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Albert Camus Edition)

Albert Camus, absurd heroCamus presents L’Étranger (slide 1)

  • hmm, want to create something influential
  • something high school French students will have to read
  • something to mess them up
  • yep, present life as meaningless.

“Beauchard” presents the French resistance (slide 4)

  • help get rid of Krauts
  • edit paper “Combat”
  • human life is precious
  • but still meaningless.

Camus presents The Myth of Sisyphus (slide 1)

  • dude has to push rock up hill
  • eternally
  • huge bummer, right?

Camus presents The Myth of Sisyphus (slide 2)

  • no, the absurd hero
  • no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn
  • happiness springs from the absurd.

Inspired by:
The birthday of Albert Camus (Nov. 7, 1913) and The Myth of Sisyphus

Irony Police Raid LA Theatre

Foster before breaking armLOS ANGELES (The Skwib) — Actress Sutton Foster was rehearsing a number called “I’m An Accident Waiting to Happen” earlier this week when she fell and broke her arm.

Moments later the Irony Police burst into the theatre, arrested Foster and charged her with “excessive irony in a theatrical situation.”

“Normally we reserve these charges for playwrights and directors, because the irony is usually at their behest. However, in this case, we felt it was important to send a message. Too much irony will not be tolerated,” Irony Police spokesperson, Detective Buster B. Utgood, told The Skwib.

Foster’s lawyer has said they will fight the charge, as it was non-intential irony.

“I wasn’t even dancing,” the Tony-winner said Thursday. “I was just stepping backward, and my feet went forward, and I fell backward and caught myself with my hands.”

She was rehearsing the musical “The Drowsy Chaperone,” which is scheduled to open Nov. 18 at Los Angeles’ Ahmanson Theatre.

The Plays Well With Others Post (Part the Second)

Okay, I got tagged by Trillian on one of these meme-thingys. (Somebody out there likes me.) So here’s the meme:

1. Go into your archives.
2. Find your 23rd post.
3. Post the fifth sentence. There are only three sentences in the entire post (from a Lost PowerPoint Slide) , so here they all are:

Martin Heidegger — A Seminar on the History of Human Civilization (slide 2)

I repeat:

  • Being.

4. Post these instructions.
5. Tag five other people to do the same thing. Okay, how about James, Budak, The Rev, Suzi and Case.

And now, here is a short fiction made up of five other posts using the same rules, plus a couple sentences I wrote to keep my head from exploding. (Why 23rd post? Why fifth sentence? Isn’t life random and comfusing enough as it is?)

Meme Story: Vlad Admits He Has A Problem

Alright, allow me the indulgence of just a bit more then.

If “those” people are dead, there won’t be any more pesky lawsuits or questions or facts. Except for Bob, of course. He just can’t get over what a fabulous guy he is, and it must be a continuous source of confusion to him that everyone doesn’t share his opinion.

Canadians have an advantage in this regard: we are bombarded by American media, heavily influenced by it, and yet we live in a different society. Even the vampires. Especially the vampires!

I can certainly understand why she was driving so fast – if you’ve only got a few years left on this earth, you’d likely be in a hurry to get everything done.