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Double-rainbow mashup with the trippy ending to 2001 also at YouTube.
You should probably be high when you watch this
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Famous Paintings with SF Titles — The Gallery
Alltop doesn’t know art, but it knows what it likes.
Forty-seven Signs of the Apocalypse (#37)
From the Book of iChronicles
And in this time the People shall become like unto the creatures that live in the Earth. The people shall share Tubes and they shall be intertwined, and lo, many will call them the Inter-Tubes and it shall please the people, though they are caught in a Web.
They will forget the Lord and instead, worship the Screen, and the Digit, and they shall share their wantonness thusly.
It shall pass that many of the People shall worship a False Prophet called Blue Bird. And they will be pleased by this Blue Bird, and they shall have the attention span of the newt, and share their brief and simple thoughts in characters of a gross less four. And some will say, lo! here is the Prophet of Blue Bird and its value is a thousand times a million talents!
And the Whale shall visit these Worshippers of the False Prophet, and there will be lamentation, and anxiety, and a great clicking.
The newsy proof is at the Wall Street Journal. Alltop is also worried about Satanic valuations.
Forty-seven signs of the Apocalypse (#42)
From the Book of Renovations:
And in End Times there shall be many False Prophets, and they shall be Legion, and they shall learn of a magical land called Internet.
One of these False Prophets will provide the people with Devices that allow them unfettered access to the land called Internet.
And others will not be pleased by the shape of these Doodads, and devise all methods of making them more Pleasing To The Eye. They shall put these Thingamabobs into the Skin of Animals.
They will dance and sing around the Blue Light of their Unholy Instruments, and regale each other with tales of Beaver they have Split and Stuffed with Parts of their Devices. And rodents will become unto them as chieftains, and there will be great confusion.
Alltop loves a little split beaver. Originally published May 2007.
Schism opens way for creation of SinoPope
VATICAN CITY (The Skwib) — In the ecclesiastically chaotic schism between the Pope at the Vatican and the RoboPope at Avignon, the warring Popes have been able to agree on one thing: there is no room for a SinoPope.
Both the Vatican and Avignon Holy Fathers have excommunicated two bishops ordained by China’s state-controlled church without papal consent.
The state-conrolled quasi-religious Communist-Catholoic church — the Chinese Patriotic Catholic Association — announced that it was splitting from both Vatican- and Avignon-based Holy Fathers, was constructing its own android Pontiff to lead the Chinese “Catholics”.
A press release stated that the so-called SinoPope, would be superior in design to RoboPope, and that its organic components would include brain tissue cultured from the Chairman (Mao Zedong), thus ensuring its political purity and popularity with the Chinese people. (According to the Chinese schematics for their robotic religious leader, other organic parts must be replaced frequently, and thus will come from tissues harvested from recently executed “criminals”.)
Chinese officials have said they expect the SinoPope will be 70 percent infallible, and that the 30 percent fallibility is an acceptable loss.
RoboPope told The Skwib in telephone interview that “SinoPope can kiss my shiny metal ass.”
The Vatican did not return our phone calls.
RoboPope saga:
RoboSchism | Avignon releases Robopope schematics | No room for SinoPope
Alltop is HumorPope! Originally published November, 2007.
Star Trek: How it should have ended
Also at YouTube if the embeddy thing red-shirts on you.
This would have been so much better if it was the George Takei playing Sulu.