Forty-seven Signs of the Apocalypse (#37)

From the Book of iChronicles

The False Prophet called Blue BirdAnd in this time the People shall become like unto the creatures that live in the Earth. The people shall share Tubes and they shall be intertwined, and lo, many will call them the Inter-Tubes and it shall please the people, though they are caught in a Web.

They will forget the Lord and instead, worship the Screen, and the Digit, and they shall share their wantonness thusly.

It shall pass that many of the People shall worship a False Prophet called Blue Bird. And they will be pleased by this Blue Bird, and they shall have the attention span of the newt, and share their brief and simple thoughts in characters of a gross less four. And some will say, lo! here is the Prophet of Blue Bird and its value is a thousand times a million talents!

And the Whale shall visit these Worshippers of the False Prophet, and there will be lamentation, and anxiety, and a great clicking.

The newsy proof is at the Wall Street Journal. Alltop is also worried about Satanic valuations.

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4 Responses to Forty-seven Signs of the Apocalypse (#37)

  1. deadcountess September 25, 2009 at 3:51 pm #

    nice one! i like it! 😀

  2. Alex L. September 28, 2009 at 4:57 am #

    So has it been foretold so shall it be.

  3. Max September 28, 2009 at 7:48 am #

    Sing it brother!

  4. Mike July 15, 2010 at 11:13 pm #

    Follow the path of the Blue Bird!