Yet another great Carnival of the Insanities, and some Vanities here.
You choose: Dr. Seuss or ball-peen hammer strike on the temple?
Who needs peyote when there is Dr. Seuss? The man was a menace. I heartily sympathize with Mr. Knox in this video. Hat tip to Tina at The Gallivanting Monkey for inflicting such cranial trauma on me this morning. And now, we share.
What is your superpower?
Personally, I’ve always wanted mental powers — if you can move molecules around with your mind, you can do anything. And in the spirit of this video, I’m off to inject my brain with a colloid of platinum and iron and play with the new 9.4 Tesla MRI at Robarts Research.
A mysterious dream
It wasn’t that Lester didn’t enjoy the dream, but it was just so difficult to interpret.
Had Jennifer finished the marketing plan or not?
And why did he have a sudden craving for milk?
From Toulouse Le Grandfig in the Land of the Future | photo by Defekto
The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Lord of the Flies Edition)
My Grade 11 Gym Teacher Explains the Book –>Slide 2
- Those choir boys were surprisingly tough
- Ralph was a disappointment
- Piggy got what was coming to him
- (He’d be target practice in “dodge” ball)
- Too bad they were rescued. I’d have left them on the island a bit longer. Toughen em up.
Carl Rove Presents the Lord of the Flies as Political Allegory –>Slide 4
- Ralph represent democrats
- Piggy represents liberal media
- Jack is me
- Roger is Rummy
- Simon is W.
- Samneric are the pigs, er, voters.
George W. Presents the Lord of the Flies as Political Allegory (Only Slide)
- Big lizard, right?
- Ate the children. Heh, heh.
A brilliant Haunted House Carnival of the Godless is up at Greta Christina’s blog, and another crazy Carnival of the Insanities at Dr. Sanity’s blog. If you’re still trying to figure out the whole man-woman thing, then Archer at Lawyerworld Land has advice for the lovelorn: Men are from Proxima Centauri, Women are from Sector B.