Professor Quippy: This Thanksgiving It’s Velociraptor

Professor QuippyThe dreaded velociraptor is looking less and less like a Spielbergian nightmare, and more like something you could safely serve with cranberries.

New research into the fossilized forearm discovered in Mongolia in 1998 by The American Museum of Natural History and the Field Museum of Natural History shows that the velociraptor probably had feathers. The arm has small bumps that in modern birds are called “quill knobs.” (Stop giggling.)

Quill knobs are not geeky writers (though it would be a great way to describe some of us), but are, according to the Beeb:

… the locations where secondary feathers, the flight or wing feathers, are anchored to the bone with ligaments.

Despite what we saw in Jurassic Park, the velociraptor was much smaller, though probably still a fearsome predator. However, it was more like the size of a turkey than a human being.

Though it was the size of our modern day turkey, scientists are still trying to solve the mystery of why it tasted like chicken.

BBC: Velociraptor dino ‘had feathers’

The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Viking Raider Edition)

Viking Raider with Pig on his helmetThorgest presents “How to pillage” –> slide 3 (circa 839 AD)

  • yes, it’s very exciting when you find an un-pillaged Irish monastery
  • get the ORDER of things correct
  • take money, gold & silver treasure FIRST
  • THEN burn it down.

Thorgest presents “New developments in the pillaging industry –> slide 2 (circa 840 AD)

  • apparently, the Church will ransom some priests and monks
  • so, no more “head loppings”
  • hands, feet, still okay.

Ragnar Lodbrok presents “Paris could be burning” –> slide 2 (circa 845 AD)

  • captured Paris
  • 7,000 pounds of silver and I won’t burn it
  • no promises about other parts of West Frankia.

Ivar the Boneless presents “No jokes about the name” –> slide 3 (circa 875 AD)

  • it’s because I can’t walk, okay?
  • nothing to do with impotence!
  • make one more joke and you’ll get “St. Edmunded”
  • (tied to tree and made to look like hedgehog)
  • (yes, with arrows dumbass).