Hermitage Villas, 3000 BC
I’m in the land of the Amazons. The women are giant. And cruel. They play a game called “Truncheons and Skulls” with the men.
The winners levitate the unfortunate survivors; these poor devils are forced to laugh at their ignominious floating before they are consumed by carnivorous haberdashery.
I weep. My cigar is flaccid. All-told, I am sorry to have left the boat.
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About the Photographer: Toulouse Le Grandfig was a surrealist painter, photographer and writer who never gave up dadaism. Also, he was fond of mulit-layered conundrums that could be fried with garlic.
Humor-blogs.com is sorry to have left the boat. You know, you’re never supposed to leave the boat. Watch for tigers if you do.
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July 10, 2008 at 1:33 pm
SinisterDan
I spent my first 3 years of university looking for giant, cruel women.
Different strokes, I guess
July 10, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Mark
Yes, I suppose for some, Hermitage Villas could be a Field of Elysium…
Brrrrr.
July 11, 2008 at 12:53 am
diesel
Mmmmm, garlic conundrums.