Asparagus lag
The delay in time between eating asparagus and your next pee. Exactly the same time lag it takes to forget you ate asparagus.
Archive | June, 2009
Storyblogging Carnival C (the 100th, not the third)
You can now check out the 100th edition of the storyblogging carnival at Back of the Envelope. Or perhaps you’ll check it out later — I will.
Religious Convictions
Wanda and James fell in love when they were performing the off-off-off-Broadway production of Sid Whelp’s Mutant Buggery Marginal Headlice Bingo Floormop Pastrami-on-Rye Asphalt Follies. (Usually shortened to “The Mutant Follies”.) In addition to their love of the theatre, they shared a unique faith; they both belonged to an obscure sect of Zoroastrianism in which acolytes were sent forth into the world to torment unsuspecting minor officials by lacing their undergarments with Ben-Gay.
For their honeymoon, they decided to visit China, where their religious convictions were not appreciated. (Especially by the minor officials.)
Alltop and humor-blogs.com should also be convicted.
Part of the Toulouse Le Grandfig collection. Photo by midiman