Dr. Maximilian Tundra
The Tragic
End
The Beginning of the
End
(Partial) Bio
Remembering Dr. Tundra
The Wit and Wisdom
of Dr. Tundra
The Poetry of Dr.
Tundra
Memorial Ode:
O Tundra! Max Tundra
The Tundra
Prize
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O
Tundra! Max Tundra
O Tundra! Max Tundra! your fearful trip is done,
The bimmer has come to wrack, the prize you sought is gone,
The river near, the bells we hear, the people all revolting,
With foolish eyes your midnight reels, blood vessels grim and glaring;
But O brain! brain! brain! O the beating of your head, Where river-wise
our Tundra lies, sinking cold and dead.
Tundra! Max Tundra! rise up and hear the bells;
Rise up- for you the morning hung- for you the toilet trills, For you
the sheathes and last bequeaths- for you the nurses kowtowing,
For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager faces knowing;
Here Tundra! dear Tundra!
No harm's within your head!
It's some dream that on peyote,
You've fallen cold and dead.
Max Tundra we can't see him, his lips are pale and
still,
Our Tundra doesn't answer, he has no pulse nor will,
The Severn flows ever seaward, its long voyage never done,
This fearful trip the Tundra ship bobs on with object none;
Exult O sea, and ring O bells!
But I with mournful tread,
Walk the bridge where he is,
Fallen cold and dead.
by Mark A. Rayner, Esq. [with apologies to Walt Whitman]
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