Welcome to an impolite and somewhat freakish edition of The Carnival of Satire, where we discuss politics, religion, and improbable sexual positions. But first, we start with some advice for the evil masterminds of the world:
General Kang will be sure to enjoy Destructo’s Tips for Evil Staff Meetings.
Jeremy H has ‘hit’ on some important news: God Says Yes to Drugs.
Cato presents us with this feline hagiography: San Catio de Calistoga.
It’s a shame when the news cycle grinds on before we can catch all the satiric poetry from Madeleine Begun Kane. Still, her Ode To Eliot Spitzer is not to be missed.
Joe Qelqoth has been auditioning a number of Sexual Advice Columnists on the topic of Love and Marriage.
Suldog presents the death-related, political, sporty WDUH News.
Jkrane82 has been digging into the Presidential archives, and reveals Five “Lost” Presidential Emails Unearthed.
Huck Finn presents this flow chart to explain How Money Is Sucked Out of the U.S.
Mully has a useful guide to NCAA Men’s Basketball tournament.
Jeremy Zongker presents How Banks Calculate Your Transactions.
Sammy Benoit presents Hamas, Cease Fires and Bill Cosby.
Our exception for this week is: Gary Vasey’s rant: Isn’t it Fun to be British?.
And that’s it for this edition! If you have some satire to share, please consider submitting next time. What is satire? Someone wrote something about it once, we think. Thanks to these fine folks for helping us with webby-stuff: the Blog Carnival for their form; and the listings at the Ubercarnival, Ferdy’s permanent floating ping festival, and for the listings at the Blog Carnival too. Also, you may find some satire here if you dig around a bit. Thanks to Azrainman for his disturbing and hilarious Cyclops frog.